Where The Eff Are The Tampons??

What’s up with tampons being impossible to find? When you stumble into the grocery store at 11pm, bloody and pissed, those babies should be right up front with the candy bars and Crock Pot Cooking magazines. But in real life, as in this sketch from Chelsea Frei and co-starring Noam Tomaschoff and Constantine Malahias, they get hidden away by the dumb pharmacy stock bros. Can’t you just let us bleed in peace?!?