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If you’re not already a fan of Melissa Villaseñor, prepare to lose your damn mind over her. She’s a stand-up comedian, an impressionist, and a funny as hell actor. And she’s about to join the amazing women of SNL for the 42nd season.
In honor of the chameleon queen, we present one of our favorite episodes from her series Daily Itineraries. You know this is exactly what Owen Wilson’s day is like, don’t lie.
Our favorite flannel angel Tig Notaro used her interview time on Conan to do a very weird bit. You’re gonna have to watch the whole thing but trust us that you’re never gonna see cuter mini-Sia babies in your whole entire life. Deeeaaaaddd.
Never have the struggles of a server been so friggin catchy. From the sparkling psycho diamond mind of Joy Brooker, we bring you the summer banger that anyone who’s ever waited tables can relate to.
There is no kale salad on earth filling enough to justify a box. Just put your fork down and walk away. Thenk yeewwwww.
Sometimes life will just piss you right off. Whether it’s caused by one thoughtless coworker, or a city full of sexist jerks, we all need an outlet for our anger.
So from our hearts to yours, here are some rage-filled gifs from a movie where a little girl straight up murders people. Enjoy!!
1. When you’re ready to defend your honor from catcallers.
2. When they ship your dress in the wrong size.
3. When the patriarchy is getting you down.
4. When you’re furious but your hair is still on point.
5. When people are getting judgy in the club, but you and your bestie don’t even care.
6. When some rude teens cut you in line.
7. When the sunset is bomb, but your anger is strong.
We can honestly say that this video from Future Wives is one of the weirdest silent films we’ve ever seen. So relatable, so horrifying. Truly a masterpiece.