NY vs LA: The Age Old Debate

The feeling of leaving New York for Los Angeles is unforgettable. The sunshine! The friendliness! The AVOCADOS!!! It’s easy to think that you finally found paradise. And then you realize that every single person you meet is grabbing a quick cold pressed juice between yoga and their audition class, and it all comes crashing down.

This is only ep 1 of the series Misery Loves Company from geniuses Sara Amini and Emily C. Chang, so don’t forget to watch the rest!

Weekly Roundup Of The Funniest Dang Tweets

There should be a new word for how we’re feeling these days. Hopeful/angry/baffled = hangled? Anyway, when you’re ready for a break from all the craziness, these tweets are here for you. Take a lil laugh break, huh?

I will also not be paying for that fucking wall #FuckingWall

— your daddy (@Kappa_Kappa) January 25, 2017

And we as well do not intend to.

My 5yo sat outside the bathroom door as I was having a piss and whispered through the keyhole “is Ted Cruz Donald Trump’s son?”

— Amanda M-W (@Manda_like_wine) January 26, 2017

… we kinda wish?

My 6 yr old daughter/minecraft player:

“In real life, are we in creative mode or survival mode?”

Me: pic.twitter.com/emtKit8W4Z

— Erika Totten (@2LiveUnchained) January 27, 2017

Oh little buddy.

I’d be more inclined to let men legislate women’s bodies if I’d ever met a man who even remotely understood periods.

— Mary Sasson (@marysasson) January 26, 2017

‘The blood doesn’t come out of the same place as the pee?’ – every bro.

me + all my friends gathering around the bad news trough for another day of terrible bad news pic.twitter.com/d2yhE87IWP

— Anna Swartz (@Anna_Snackz) January 26, 2017

Yum yum yum everything is garbage!

For all the men out there who think women should speak quietly amongst themselves, please know we are and it’s called plotting.

— Elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) January 24, 2017

Lock up your nuts, because we’re marching straight over to burn down the patriarchy.

This country is great because most of the things I’m learning in therapy about abuse and trauma can now be applied to our government/leader.

— Lauren Brown (@LaurenBrownMD) January 27, 2017

How convenient!

a nazi should say “i don’t want to be punched” to each person they see. it’s their fault they don’t think to say this. not my responsibility

— tara shoe (@tarashoe) January 23, 2017

Yeah maybe both those American heroes didn’t know, ok?!?

Blessed to always be instantly understood and unreservedly supported by men!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/3Jonprp275

— Colette McIntyre (@calledcolette) January 23, 2017

Oh god we can’t stop laughing at this.

When I called to confirm this message gets to Feinstein, the guy said writing it in pepperoni would be tough, so he’ll try in black olives. pic.twitter.com/lNKHeqgwXx

— Katie Reed (@thatkatiereed) January 26, 2017

Do whatever it takes to get through to your reps and don’t stop doing it.

Weird how the guys I wouldn’t sleep with in high school don’t like my political opinion on Facebook.

— Elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) January 26, 2017

Who would have thought a bunch of dicks would grow up to be a bunch of dicks. Huh!

The country is ablaze right now and some people still find time to be awful on an interpersonal level and I think it’s incredibly brave

— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) January 23, 2017

Shoutout to all the rude baristas and ghosting Tinder dates for staying on-brand.

keep it up mang, I got all night <a href="https://t doses of synthroid.co/Jzi1TA2H6p”>pic.twitter.com/Jzi1TA2H6p

— Patricia Lockwood (@TriciaLockwood) January 22, 2017

Go ahead and call the mortician because we are dead.

I have not put my phone down once today. My hand, it aches. My eyes, dry. My pettiness…my pettiness has somehow maintained its strength

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 21, 2017

May the strength of our pettiness see us all through these dark times.

in case you didn’t go, the protest is actually four years long so come on down

— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) January 22, 2017

We’ve got snacks!

True Love Ain’t Pretty

Diamonds are so 2010. These brides know that real love is out-weirding the weirdest possible engagement ring.

This sketch comes to you from the psycho geniuses of Aljeshira, aka Alex Harris, Jen Bild, and Shira Selkovits. They’re the greatest, tbh.

Why Is Buying Plan B So Damn Hard??

America has it pretty good with funny women. In fact we have a whole website chock full of hilarious ladies who are mostly from the US right here. But there’s an amazing all-woman sketch show in New Zealand that’s creating some of the saltiest comedy in the world, and we can’t get enough of them. One of our fave sketches from Funny Girls is all about our favorite topic, birth control! Yeah this is pretty much how it goes every time we hit up the CVS.

ICYMI: Funny Women Slayed The Emmys

Ok so in case you were under a rock last night, the Emmys were 100% about the women this year. Veep took home the award for best comedy series and Julia Louis-Dreyfus won for best actress in a comedy, Tatiana Maslany won for best actress in a drama but she’s hilarious so we’re counting it as a win for funny ladies, Jill Soloway took home the comedy directing honors, and Tina and Amy had to split an award. Plus as an extra bonus, #EmmysAren’tAsWhiteAsTheyUsedToBe and that’s a good thing for errybody.

We put together a few of our favorite moments from the comedy queens who won the night, whether they took home a statue or not. Feeling like a bunch of proud younger sisters right now, tbh.

Amy and Tina were two halves of the same heart as always:

Tatiana Maslany did the world’s sweetest interview:

Julia Louis-Dreyfus took us from laughing at her amazing social satire to ugly crying for her loss in RECORD time:

And Ellie Kemper told the story of a fight between a man and a bus:

SNL Ladies Dancing To Beyonce Make Life Worth Living

We’re dead and buried with the cuteness. Watching Vanessa Bayer awkward dance with Lena, Aidy and Kate is pretty much what we hope we see when we get to Heaven. Thank you Yonce for making this possible.