Quiz: Which Golden Girl Are You, Really?

Thank you for being a friend! No seriously, thank you. We here at WhoHaha appreciate each and every one of you, and as a token of our gratitude we made you this authoritative quiz to help you determine which Golden Girl you’re most like. And honestly? The result may shock you.

And if you’re celebrating the 32nd anniversary of the Golden Girls premiere like we are, make sure you send this quiz to your GG-obsessed friends too.

Mary Mack’s Got Mad Clarinet Skills

Mary Mack has some very serious and earnest critiques to make. Among her targets: deer, people from the ‘Bay Area’, public heart attacks, people who don’t like anti-depressants, and thumbs ups. Hell yeah girl, you tell those Californians what’s what!