It’s one thing to be fine, but are you like “murderable”? Like are you open to be murdered? It’s a hard line to walk because you have to give off the vibe that you don’t want to be murdered, but still be in the wrong place at the wrong time. They say you don’t have to get murdered, that you can die all on your own, but it feels like everyone is just trying to cheer you up. Plus, any of us who date men know our days are numbered anyway. Tune into this hilarious sketch by Laura Merli & Marissa Stuart.
