Willem Dafoe be my Valentine!

Modern dating is TERRIBLE. A million guys on an app and NONE OF THEM look like Willem Dafoe. What’s a girl to do? Luckily for all of us, there’s a new app in town! This app will match you with the character actor of your dreams, Willem Dafoe. Why date a guy who spells his name William when you can date a guy who spells his name like Willem?

Check out this hilarious sketch written & directed by Lissette Schuster and starring Jewell Karinen, Shakira Ja’nai Paye, & Mia Schauffler.