It has been one hell of a week in feminism, in sports, in comedy, and in draaaamaaaaa.
But guess what? WE MADE IT TO THE WEEKEND.
Let’s celebrate with some high quality, grade-A funny tweets.
Idea: A dating app where you’re matched by Amazon purchases.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) August 17, 2016
Just out here looking for a life partner who also buys hammocks and toilet paper at 2am.
It’s not a date I’m just gonna buy a trashcan at bed bath & beyond and go to the movies
— Ariana Lenarsky (@aardvarsk) August 17, 2016
#ModernLove
— Mindy Furano (@MindyFurano) August 17, 2016
CRY-LAUGHING
I know laughing while eating a hand pie wins me new friends every time! pic.twitter.com/Z9EreLZewj
— Monica Percich (@monicapercich) August 17, 2016
No one with an empanada in their hand has ever been angry.
my label told me to be more “approachable/friendly” so here’s a photo of me and a dog. lol. ????@matsoRpic.twitter.com/98Sh1sft3E
— CHARLI XCX (@charli_xcx) August 17, 2016
How come pop stars are the funniest people on Twitter?
Gonna be pretty disappointed if it turns out Ryan Lochte didn’t actually say “whatever” upon being held at gunpoint
— Katie Heaney (@KTHeaney) August 18, 2016
That, or ‘don’t taze me bro’.
I Anonymously Reported My Rape for the Anonymous Attention: https://t.co/VLrmiBM0uGpic.twitter.com/VWjx55KepD
— Reductress (@Reductress) August 17, 2016
If you haven’t been on Reductress yet this week, well, go do yourself a favor.
I went to a strip club this weekend that made me feel good about my body. If that’s not feminism (it’s not) I don’t know what is (not that.)
— Pony Starwars (@tigersgoroooar) August 17, 2016
Like, what even is feminism?!?!? ????
This headline is a metaphor for basically the entire world. pic.twitter.com/5WpQa04N0o
— Nancy Leong (@nancyleong) August 14, 2016
OUCH right in the progress.
Why can’t a serial killer hack into waze and lead everyone to their murder dungeon??! Seems like fun flirty tech savy plan!
— Ali Segel (@OnlineAlison) August 17, 2016
Oh jesus please don’t give us more reasons to be terrified in our cars please.
the emotional equivalent of being a woman these past few days pic.twitter.com/RuDzplnIJ4
— lana like banana (@_lanabelle) August 17, 2016
Metaphorically we’re all working two jobs and dealing with a loud ass entitled frog.
THINGS I’LL DO IF INVITED TO YOUR PARTY:
Loudly talk about someone I do not respect who is not in attendance while eating cheese
Leave early— Megan Beth Koester (@bornferal) August 14, 2016
This is the perfect party guest etiquette, what’s the problem here?
me walking into a nail salon with my bestie to get mani pedis even though we didn’t make a reservation. pic.twitter.com/cImxCADV4Y
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) August 14, 2016
Yaaas yaaas YAAAAAZZZZ.
#fav7fims
magic mike xxl
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magic mike xxl— ariel lebeau (@ariellebeau) August 15, 2016
Why are there 15 Fast and Furiouses but just two Magic Mike’s? SMDH.
No exact science to when you should break up with someone but I think it’s after two panic attacks
— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) August 17, 2016
One panic attack is just enough, two is too much, three is sexy again!
