Some week, huh? But in between the calling your senators about gun control and birth control and figuring out which movie review websites are run by sexual predators, you should take a little time to read good jokes from funny women. It’s the best self care we know of, tbh.
Oh yeah, and then take some time for wine too. Wine gets it.
Ladies bear with me I haven’t slept enough this week but if we hide all the guns in our vaginas, Congress will HAVE to regulate them!!!
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) October 4, 2017
I want to offer a new pastime to gun “hobbyists.” For example, my dad cooks his own hummingbird nectar & it’s really fuckin weird (THREAD)
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) October 3, 2017
High school bathroom graffiti: brittneys a hoe!!
College bathroom graffiti: Our entire society was founded on racism and misogyny— Roxanne ? (@roxgranat) September 22, 2017
how you like IT daddy
how you like IT daddy pic.twitter.com/XyU6OHWdlF— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) October 2, 2017
things more regulated than assault rifles:
– Kinder Surprise Eggs
– Sudafed
– birth control pills
– fucking lawn darts
– Camembert cheese— Mia Bee (@im_a_mia) October 2, 2017
“Hi, I’m Erin Gibson, and I’ll grab ’em by the dick.” – my campaign slogan
— Nasty Erin (@gibblertron) October 4, 2017
DONT??SAY??U??WANT??A??GOTH??GF??IF??U??FREAK??OUT??WHEN??SHE??SACKS??ROME??
— ??anarc-ho?? (@Crime_Doer) October 4, 2017
*hits the blunt* ok why do they separate mens and womens chess tournaments
— bean toad (@beehivesy) October 2, 2017
women: there’s some really insidious stuff going on between tech and actual nazis
men a half decade later: whoa guess what *I* discovered!!!— grapeman (@moocowprincess) October 5, 2017
you, sobbing: you can’t just jam a word in front of -‘tober’ and call it a monthly challenge
me, pointing at the sky: birdtober— lacifer (@byelacey) October 2, 2017
SEE I TOLD YOU SHE WAS PERFECT pic.twitter.com/5jHepL7bfN
— Ashley Mayer (@ashleymayer) October 3, 2017
[in heaven]
FOUNDING FATHERS WHO WROTE THE SECOND AMENDMENT: “um..ya…that’s not what we meant”
— Amanda Hugnkiss (@caliluvgirl77) October 2, 2017
I’m down with white ppl reclaiming ‘cracka’, but I’m still gonna use the hard ‘-er’ version when they cut me in line at Pressed juicery https://t.co/Ok1z292czW
— Tawny Newsome (@TrondyNewman) October 2, 2017
Neil Armstrong: One small step for man…
Neil MRAstrong: Not all men, though
— Not Sara (@smithsara79) October 4, 2017
wow, little boys, you can be anything when you grow up! sexual predator businessman, sexual predator president, stay-at-home sexual predator
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) October 5, 2017
It’s me, a male photographer on Instagram. Please enjoy my groundbreaking series, Naked Thin White Women in Nature
— Allegra Ringhost (@allegraringo) September 29, 2017
