All Aboard, Bishes!

The trailer for the new Magic School Bus reboot is here and frankly we are stoked. Ms Frizzle is back (but as Professor Frizzle) and she brought her badass younger sister. And the whole thing looks like a magical scientific feminist paradise. Sure, some nerds are like ‘but the animation’. To that we say ‘BUT LILY TOMLIN AND KATE MCKINNON, CASE CLOSED IDIOTS’. Watch, learn, and enjoy y’all.

This Week’s Very Good Tweets

You know what time it is…

But quick, before you’re too Tempranillo tipsy to get jokes – read all these hilarious tweets by hella dope women.

Let’s be friends with benefits. The benefits? You get to be friends with me. ?

— Michelle Stripe (@michellestripe) June 14, 2017

My mom was told to give me a half up half down hairstyle. She didnt know what that meant so she did this.. pic.twitter.com/4WmaJxVqcl

— Hanna De Castro (@urchicahanna) June 11, 2017

BEACH BOYS: Wouldn’t it be nice if we were older?
ME: Let me stop you right there.

— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) June 10, 2017

HE MONCH BUTT – renaissance painting, 1602 pic.twitter.com/DGn0VGHmvU

— radmuscles (@PipRasmussen) June 15, 2017

You make me as happy as I’m capable of being, which is limited I grant you, but still.

— Annie Hatfield (@HatfieldAnne) June 14, 2017

I hope @KamalaHarris interrupts any Republican Senator who tries to congratulate her at her inauguration.

— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) June 13, 2017

Yes. I didn’t know men could see my butthole during sex. It was a naive thought and I’ll never be the same. https://t.co/LMrR7GceBD

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 14, 2017

I guess you don’t draw vaginas on passed out people’s faces because it would just be badass to wake up with a tattoo of your origin story

— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) June 15, 2017

Just asked Siri to play “greatest love” by Whitney & she played “Marry The Pussy” by R Kelly instead – even she got good pussy jokes. ✌️

— Eliza Skinner (@elizaskinner) June 16, 2017

When will my laptop understand that I NEVER MEAN TO FUCKING OPEN KEYNOTE

— Nina Concepción (@ninamconcepcion) June 16, 2017

Oh, wow. Little girl in full meltdown because when her mom packed movies for the trip, she only packed the little boy’s favorites.

— Seanan McGuire (@seananmcguire) June 13, 2017

Someone should tell them that black ppl are bike lanes pic.twitter.com/8b0b0AIzFA

— dr. dalia ☥ (@DALIAMALEK) June 15, 2017

ME AS A DRUG DEALER: here, try some vasodilators. they make your blood feel so big.

— rachelle mandik (@rachelle_mandik) June 15, 2017

I asked my cat for loyalty. I now refer to her as Comey pic.twitter.com/Tzok3sTNBQ

— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) June 13, 2017

not one fucking thing pic.twitter.com/2orl4kG2Vf

— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) June 15, 2017

I just think it’s a little unfair that movie showers aren’t a thing for female filmmakers who don’t have babies.

— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) June 14, 2017

Getting great stuff done in the conference! pic.twitter.com/6rnLhsCGDX

— Fiona (@cogentanalysis) June 16, 2017

So Hangry…

No one is their best self when they’re hungry. But when you reach the level of hangry, everyone in a 40 mile radius better watch OUT. This hangriness anthem is maybe too relatable, and now we’re worried creator Jacqueline Pereda somehow got in our brains. We’ve definitely sexy-crawled over to a bucket of fried chicken before.

Ladies, Lean In To That Office Holiday Party!

Ah, work holiday parties. The awkward small talk, the mediocre snacks, the relentless goddamn flirting. Something about the frost in the air makes male co-workers think now is the time to give you a ‘friendly’ massage or ask what kind of sex stuff you and your boyfriend are in to. Fortunately the Lean In Ladies made this guide to avoiding unwanted advances during office holiday parties. Remember, meat is your friend!

We Need Abbi & Ilana Back In Our Lives

Waiting for Broad City season 4 to drop is agonizing. And honestly? We need Abby and Ilana now more than ever. So while we burn one (candle, of course) and wait for them to come back, we’ll be re-watching this weird mini movie with the Broad City babes and Amy and Tina. Then we’ll prob re-watch Sisters. Then seasons 1-3 of Broad City. Then we’ll take a nap.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 2 Is Almost Here!!

Let’s celebrate our favorite rom-com tv musical by blasting this magnificent new jam out of our computer speakers for all to hear!! Rebecca Bunch and the gang come back to your screens on Friday night, so they just released this little musical trailer for season 2 and it’s giving us abstract-symbolism-heavy LIFE. Can’t wait for this sexy fashion cactus to be back in action every week.

Hilarity via EW