It’s Gonna Be A Very Bad Christmas

We fell head over heels in love with the naughty mothers of Bad Moms. And now they’re back in maternal business in this new trailer for A Bad Moms Christmas. This trailer made us want to call our moms to thank them for all the holiday bullshit they put up with.

If Channukah and Christmas Were Your Coworkers

From the dream team of Soren & Jolles, we bring you this maybe too-real vision of what Channukah and Christmas would be like as actual humans. Xmas, you need to CALM IT DOWN with those lights, that is def not environmentally friendly.

A Post-Election Christmas Carol

Welp, it’s official. Our next president thinks women are walking sex dolls and doesn’t give a shit about anyone’s human rights. Bummer! We’re with the ladies of Razor Burn right now. It’s hard to feel that festive feeling when we’re worried that democracy as we know it is crumbling around us. At least there’s… egg nog?

9 Ways Holidays With Family Are Just Like ‘Cabin In The Woods’

Sure, you love your family. But there are moments with your kin folk over the holiday break that feel like being trapped in some kind of horror-comedy. Oh hey, kind of like the movie The Cabin In The Woods!

We noticed that there are a whole bunch of similarities between the Whedon classic and our family homes during the holidays. It’s kind of spooky, actually. Almost as if someone is… planning it? Anyway, enjoy finding these gifs a little ~too~ relatable!

1. You bring your new boo home for the holidays and travel drama has you like…

2. Your mom thinks it’s fine to barge into your room while you’re changing even though you’re a grown adult now…

3. Everyone gets mad at your for spilling the wine and you’re just like…

4. You have to try not to comment on your aunt’s very obvious plastic surgery…

5. Your elderly relative gets you some weird flea market present and you’re tempted to throw it across the room like…

6. You try to relate to your little cousins but remember you don’t know how to act around children…

7. It suddenly hits you that you’re related to these weirdos…

8. Someone suggests morning mimosas and you’re like…

9.Your friends show up after the family party to attack the leftovers…

All We Want For Xmas Is Faithless Electors

Some girls want jewelry. Some women need a car with a big red bow in the driveway. But we’re with Joanna Miller this holiday season – all we want is for the electors to vote for literally any candidate except for Donald Trump. Santa, please make this happen, please. Or Jesus, Satan, whoever. Please.

Our Favorite Buddy Cop Duo Is Back

Ok Saturday Night Live with John Cena was fun and nice. But we’re not a website about fun and nice tv. We’re a website about women burning shit to the ground with comedy. And we really, really need you to see this sketch with Aidy and Kate from last night. Who knew what America needed was Officer Les Dykawitz and Officer Chubbina Fatzarelli to save Christmas? Those two are truly the trillest X-mas angels of all.