Honest Valentine’s Conversation Hearts

Why do we eat them when they taste like crap? Why do we continue to exchange them when their messages make no friggin sense? From writer/director Diana Wright comes this helpful suggestion to improve the chalky delights we call conversation hearts.

Screw Love, Let’s Save The World

This Valentine’s Day, why not spend your time thinking about LITERALLY ANYTHING OTHER THAN RELATIONSHIPS. This hippie-dippie number from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is exactly what we needed to remind us that love is trash, relationships are boring, and you have the power to change the world if only you would quit thinking about that dude who won’t text you back.


It’s an asexual utopia!