Tiffany Haddish Slayed On SNL

No one is surprised that Tiffany Haddish absolutely murdered it on SNL, right? The hilarious comedian and star of Girls Trip had the crowd losing their minds the second she stepped onstage for her monologue. That dress! Those moves! Her complete mastery of joke structure! She’s everything, and we couldn’t just show you one sketch from the show. So here’s a few of our faves.

The Best Dang Tweets Of The Week

It’s the end of the week, and the good news is that if you had eye damage from the eclipse you would know it by now!

So put those healthy lil eyeballs to good use and enjoy this week’s most hilarious tweets. And don’t forget to follow these extremely funny ladies once you’re done.

Why is it when the sun blacks out on a Monday afternoon it’s an “amazing natural phenomenon” but when I do it’s a “problem”

— Jenn Quinn (@JennnQuinn) August 20, 2017

“My daddy Pennsylvania,
momma from Pennsylvania,
You mix that Pennsyl with a Vania I am from Pennylvaniaaaa” pic.twitter.com/uJZ2K9fJX7

— Marcia Belsky (@MarciaBelsky) August 25, 2017

a woman had me double bag her tampons because the bag was see thru and her husband would be embarrassed..sweetie throw the whole husband out

— queen G (@ifthehoefits) August 21, 2017

Guy on the subway cornered me & wouldn’t let me go until my “fine ass” gave my number. So I edited his mom’s contact instead.

— Heather Antos (@HeatherAntos) August 24, 2017

“…and then he stared right at the eclipse.” pic.twitter.com/tVtMZLE9t0

— Sarah Lerner (@SarahLerner) August 21, 2017

i’ll rest my bitch face when I’m dead.

— Kim Monte (@KimmyMonte) August 23, 2017

When a dude says I look better without makeup pic.twitter.com/0AciIuCDME

— Sam H. Escobar ? (@myhairisblue) August 23, 2017

Got kicked out of Anthropologie for asking if they carried any sizes for women who have eaten bread

— Allegra Ringo (@allegraringo) August 24, 2017

I marvel at the sheer power of Ivanka’s influence pic.twitter.com/aet7lnDjVB

— Molly (@isteintraum) August 21, 2017

I got a bunch of dental surgery and while waiting for a cab to go home a dude catcalled me so I just let a ton of blood fall out my mouth

— Best Bi™ (@UnburntWitch) August 24, 2017

i carry your heart with me (i carry it in
a tiny cooler like for beer) i am never without it (it’s
my job to get it to the operating room)

— Molly Priddy (@mollypriddy) August 22, 2017

Me when I first joined twitter vs me now pic.twitter.com/LTGvGAyOIJ

— Kim (@plainhobnob) August 22, 2017

Confetti is shot outta cannons at my funeral. Everyone picks through it wondering why it doesn’t look right. “Oh god. Are these her bones?!”

— madds (@whatmaddness) August 22, 2017

Welcome to your 30s. You have a favorite grocery store now.

— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) August 22, 2017

Burning Man Sex Sounds Bad

If there’s one lesson we learned from Kate Willett’s amazingly horrifying Burning Man orgy tent story, it’s this. Always have a plan C, people.

Also if you love Kate Willett like we do, go download her new album Glass Gutter! It’s on iTunes and Amazon now.

America Ferrera Is The Funniest

America is perfect on Superstore, a dream in interviews, and it turns out she blends right in with the writing staff of a late night show! Amber, Jenny, and Seth were doing a normal episode of our fave show segment – ‘Jokes Seth Can’t Tell’ – and America crashed the party. For real, we would absolutely watch an Am Fer talk show every single day.

‘You Go First’ Is A Weird Friendship Power Ballad

Sometimes best friends do things they regret. And in the best of friendships, they both realize that it’s time to apologize and make amends. But like…. who goes first though? Crazy-Ex is crazy relatable this season, and we’re living for both the Rebecca/Donna drama and the incredible wigs.

Merry Christmas, Will Byers

Alright it’s after Thanksgiving, let the holiday comedy begin. Our forever woman crush Leigh Lahav co-wrote and animated this amazing tribute to Charlie Brown and Stranger Things with collaborator Oren Mendez, and it’s just everything we like in one dark festive package.

Oh also the pint-size voice actors are Alex Jebb Quine, Dylan Neumeyer, Nicholas Polley, and Rylan Bailey. At their age we were pretty much only good for opening up Otter-Pops wrong, honestly mad that they’re that talented.