We’re All Dreaming Of A Woke Christmas

Kinda feels like we’ve had enough White Christmases. What with the election and also just the state of America in general, it’s time for a Woke Christmas. Lucky for us, the hilarious Carla Valderrama created an X-mas anthem that celebrates wokeness in all its beautiful forms.

PS: Damn, ya girl’s got pipes!

White Male Feminists Totally Get It, Girl

Courtney Pauroso just created the anthem of our entire generation. This song will change your life. It’s one of the funniest and most accurate things we’ve ever heard, plus it’s catchy as hell. Seriously, we owe Courtney a debt of gratitude for helping us explain why all of our ex-boyfriends who were white male feminists still sucked as human beings. Thank you queen.

Also shoutout to the Woke Bois (aka Peter Gilroy, Mike McNeal, Chad Hall and Brian Colbert Kennedy). Y’all are alright.