#CheckmateFeminists!

Sometimes critics of feminism make great points. But mostly what meninists on the internet do is go ‘BUT WHY WON’T WOMEN DATE ME ugh feminism is cancer #misandryis4real’. And that’s… not super helpful. The comedy powerhouses of Soresi&Sass (aka Gianmarco Soresi and Megan Sass) bring you this tale of feminism RUN AMOK.

The Lost Gilmhower Girls (It’s Pronounced Gilmore)

We all know the Gilmore girls. The sassy and quippy mother and daughter team pretty much saw us through adolescence, and made us really insufferable to be around for a little bit there. But do you know about the Gilmhower girls? Turns out they were in the background of the show the whole time, just trying to get half as much attention as those friggin Gilmores.

Creators Clare Loughran and Lucé Tomlin-Brenner are definitely getting us in the Stars Hollow Spirit. Plus they’ll be posting more Gilmhower girls magic tomorrow, so subscribe and follow and live ya best life.

This Is The Greatest Gatsby Ever

We never knew how badly we wanted to hear the phrase ‘millionaire nipples’ before we saw this sketch from genius Maggie Monahan. So much better than the DiCaprio one, it’s not even funny. Except that this triumph of fan fic is really, really funny.

This bad boy also features the talents of Caitlin Coons, Ryan McGowan, Patrick McDonald, Kelly Voke, and Forrest Tiffany, aka Bearhug.

Weekly Roundup of the Funniest Damn Tweets

Can you believe we made it through ALL the debates AND it’s almost Halloween? Damn, 2016 is finally turning around y’all.

Anyway enjoy this week’s funniest, smartest, sassiest tweets. We know we did!

Trump keeps bringing surprise guests to his debates like he’s some sort of political Taylor Swift. #debatenight

— Heidi (@redheadheidi) October 19, 2016

Yeah except Taylor Swift has actual friends.

Im having a going away party4my 50s2morrow nite& will Bthinking of all U sass factories ???????? Goodnite sweet decade Parting is such sweet

— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) October 20, 2016

Carrie Fisher is our favorite person on Twitter. Can you imagine if she and Cher hung out? Paradise.

My boss, whom I love. #AnotherPeriod watch it on @ComedyCentral it’s the best show. #MayorCutie pic.twitter.com/ByOZFV8KsB

— Beth Stelling (@BethStelling) October 19, 2016

Omg this is who the showrunner on Another Period is, now it makes sense why it’s the greatest show on TV.

Anything can be a wine glass if you believe in urself

— Ashlyn Anstee (@ashlynanstee) October 19, 2016

when @Target is having a sale pic.twitter.com/RIUu6p3zLs

— spooky addie |-/ (@blurrytylerjosh) October 15, 2016

Never related so hard to a tweet in our whole entire lives.

I like to piss off old white guys by saying “Ring Of Fire” by Johnny Cash was about anal sex.

— ? (@Sassafrantz) October 19, 2016

Our relationships with old dudes who try to talk to us in the auto parts store will never be the same.

.@realDonaldTrump Sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. https://t.co/YGPqIQ1SNh

— (((OhNoSheTwitnt))) (@OhNoSheTwitnt) October 17, 2016

Yaas yaas a thousand times YAAS!

BOSS: I want more from you

ME: [sits]

BOSS: I need to know you care about your work

ME: [slumps over]

BOSS: KAREN

ME: [falls to floor]

— JokerKaren (@batkaren) October 18, 2016

Ok fine you get the promotion.

men assuming they’re wanted, a compilation pic.twitter.com/wevw2I50tn

— ️ (@blanchetting) October 16, 2016

Gotta make this our bio on all socia media STAT

Sing me not your siren song, foul temptress. pic.twitter.com/SNfuHRds3t

— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) October 18, 2016

THIS IS WORKPLACE HARASSMENT.

ppl like “what’s with Hilary’s pantsuit, she looks like a interplanetary leader from the future”
FUCKING
DUH
DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT

— Casey Johnston (@caseyjohnston) October 20, 2016

She looked like if Steve Martin was a hot alien grandma. It made us believe in love again.

Just realized how rude it is that Laura Croft raids tombs

— Mary Sasson (@marysasson) October 20, 2016

Truly so rude. Those gems are for the mummies, Lara!

when youre hard at work cutting blades of grass for the crew but beenie man comes on pic.twitter.com/Fk1pjkDFxI

— TrickorTracy Clayton (@brokeymcpoverty) October 18, 2016

Been there, man. Been… there.

i can’t wait for the internet to be gone forever

— Noël Wells (@RealTomHankz) October 21, 2016

That’ll be nice!

?Pussy Grabs Back?

There are lots of ways to grab a person. With your words, for example, or with a funny joke. But also, if you’re a really awful person, you can grab ’em by the pussy! The only danger of that is, sometimes the pussy grabs back.

This catchy little ditty from Kim Boekbinder makes us want to go out and smash the patriarchy through votes. Let’s grab em back, ladies!

Quiz: Which Vague, Passive-Aggressive Facebook Status Are You?

Whether it’s your teenage cousin or that dude from Tinder who added you, we all know someone blowing up Facebook with vague statuses. Sure, they could just confront the person they’re mad at. But then everyone wouldn’t get to enjoy guessing who they’re talking about!

So which of these passive-aggressive, poorly spelled Facebook statuses best captures your personality? Take our quiz to find out!

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