Sofia Coppola Made ‘Girls Gone Wild: 1860’

Call it Girls Gone Mild. Or Wenches Gone Wild. Or whatever, the point is the glorious Cannes Best Director Sofia Coppola made a hilarious GGW parody on the set of her new movie The Beguiled. It’s very titillating, lots of ankle.

Ask A Girl: G-Spot GPS

Dudes act like the G-spot is the damn fountain of youth. Like they need to hike four weeks and bushwhack through dense jungles to find it. Maybe the simpler solution would be to JUST ASK YOUR PARTNER??

Thank goodness Kween Elizabeth is here to explain how it works through some truly hilarious finger mime. Srlsy, high schoolers should be learning sex-ed from Banks.

RIQ With Cynthia LuCiette: Losing The V Card

We sat down with the hilarious Cynthia LuCiette to ask if she could describe losing her virginity with a movie title. Honestly? She picked the most perfect one. That shit is just terrible.

Also someone tell us when the next meeting of the Secret Thot Fraternity is, we’ll totally bring muffins.