Tara And Johnny Commentate Kids Fail Videos

One of the greatest things to come out of the 2018 Winter Olympics is Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir’s commentary. The fabulous duo and their bedazzled headphones have become the symbols of all that is good about sports. But what if they turned their hosting talents to videos of little kids falling down? Lauren Howard Hayes and Elizabeth Saydah dared to ask that very question, and the results are spectacular.

Woman Crush Wednesday: Jaimie Alexander

Who is cooler than Jaimie Alexander? No one, except maybe possibly an ice statue of Jaimie Alexander.

She plays a badass on Blindspot but she’s also a real life badass who started an all-women wrestling team, chooses her scripts based on how feminist they are, and kicks major butt as an athlete. That makes her a perfect Wednesday woman crush.

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The Funniest Darn Tweets Of The Week

What time is it? IT’S TWEET ROUNDUP TIME BAYBEEEEEEE!

It’s been a wild week in politics/sports/global warming, let’s celebrate the weekend with some delicious 140-character comedy! How divine.

i’m gonna try to get a dognald trump up on @whohahadotcom‘s snapchat later today if lucy will cooperate https://t.co/McYrdF9xH4

— Megan MacKay (@mmmegan) August 11, 2016

YES this is a tweet about a snap. But Megan’s takeover was truly a work of art.

Went to a party and panicked for about three hours straight tonight. Highlight was when a guy asked me if I would “outgrow” my anxiety LOLZ

— roryuphold (@roryuphold) August 7, 2016

It’s just a phase! A crippling 27 year phase!

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— dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) August 12, 2016

We’re so desperate to see his face when he opened this.

footage of me settling in at my computer moments before releasing some thrilling gossip into the group chat pic.twitter.com/mwz8aFH1sk

— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) August 12, 2016

Us af, honestly.

The year was 2016. We were all kinda into the Rio Olympics. Trump hadn’t been shot into space yet. And no one was used to having chip cards.

— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) August 12, 2016

We nominate this woman to narrate the 2016 documentary 40 years from now because she is perfection.

it took me until my mid-20s to realize “smiling while driving recklessly” was not the same as being sexually compelling & even now I forget

— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) August 6, 2016

This sounds pretty goddamn sexually compelling to us.

Brittney, 22, single, loves Starbucks, saving money for a boob job, can’t pay the rent, but still goes shopping. pic.twitter.com/2P5eH9SqM6

— Sassafrantz (@Sassafrantz) August 12, 2016

But is Brittney looking for best friends, orrrr…?

Accidentally apt shipwreck is accidentally apt. #politics pic.twitter.com/P2DKSkgxc6

— Maggie Tokuda-Hall (@emteehall) August 6, 2016

When a shipwreck is doing better political commentary than all the major networks ??

it still confuses me that my mom’s email isn’t mom@gmail.com

— Ashlyn Anstee (@ashlynanstee) August 6, 2016

Also that her first name isn’t Mom???

I want to respect Malia’s privacy but am worried there was no Cinnamon Toast Crunch at Lollapalooza. A girl’s first time should be special

— Drew (@MostlyPregnant) August 11, 2016

Everyone’s just mad because Malia’s cooler than they were in high school. Give the child some cereal.

Area dude sees woman doing something extraordinary, heroically overcomes challenges to redirect attention to himself https://t.co/hJP90xXG82

— Beth Ethier (@missdeutsch) August 12, 2016

Hahahahhah sobsobsobsob

Same but with Hannukah gelt pic.twitter.com/GlTyzEyPYp

— Keough Novak (@KeoNovak) August 12, 2016

Our dreidel spins always get 16.000.

My pussy is MENTAL cannot wait to slap my totally OUT OF CONTROL labia onto the voting machine lever!!!! https://t.co/98gOLdqJFx

— Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) August 10, 2016

If voting were this dope, more people would be voting. LABIA 4 PREZ.

if anyone is looking for an additional grandma, i just ate half a popsicle then wrapped up the rest and put it back in the freezer for later

— Samantha Morris (@samscram) August 11, 2016

Samantha is the grandma America needs.

I asked my bf to bring contraband snacks down from his office for our road trip and he brought me HEALTHY DAD SNACKS pic.twitter.com/WEgRF5IgAq

— Alana Massey (@AlanaMassey) August 12, 2016

This is grounds for divorce in most states.

I bought an old house that came with a gramophone but no matter what record I pick it plays a song called “Go Into The Furnace”-any advice?

— Me, Sarah Shockey!! (@sarahjoyshockey) August 10, 2016

Looks like you gotta go in to that furnace, bro.

Both my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the exact same time. Rare, like when a couple dies holding hands in bed after 70 yrs of marriage.

— Lauren Reeves (@laurenreeves) August 12, 2016

Rare… and beautiful.

Leslie Jones Just Made a Miracle Occur on Twitter ?

Hi, welcome to the feel-good story OF THE YEAR.

Remember a couple weeks ago when Leslie Jones was getting hassled by racist garbage monsters on Twitter? Well the unstoppable Leslie J didn’t give up on making funny 140-character jokes. She just kept slaying, and since the Olympics started she’s been live-tweeting them, and it’s the funniest thing on the internet. In fact, she tweeted so good that NBC said they’d bring her to Rio to be a commentator.

Watch her commentary, then cry sweet tears of joy and pride. USA! USA! USA!