Everyone doing ok? Everybody hanging in there and drinking water and taking care of each other?
We’re gonna make it through, everybody. And if you need a second to giggle, give these tweets a little look see. We love you, ok?
’08: Perhaps I’ll watch the election results at a bar close to my home
’16: Perhaps I’ll wander the freeways of Los Angeles covered in blood
— Ariana Lenarsky (@aardvarsk) November 7, 2016
Better stock up on science books while they’re still legal.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) November 9, 2016
I guess I don’t give a shit about Hillary’s emails because I have a much bigger email scandal on my hands pic.twitter.com/N4wm0ZxdFP
— Erika Heidewald (@erikaheidewald) November 7, 2016
Trump speaking his mind isn’t refreshing, it’s appalling. Coca Cola is refreshing…
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) November 6, 2016
Remember when Romney referring to his binders full of women was the most offensive thing a presidential candidate had said about a woman? ??
— Erin Coleman (@universalcenter) November 5, 2016
Our new national anthem should be “Back in the USSR”
— Jena Friedman (@JenaFriedman) November 10, 2016
Last dude I boned voting for Jill Stein. So I’m looking for a new “last dude I boned.” Gotta cleanse that palate.
— Marcy Jarreau (@MarcyLane) November 9, 2016
Joe: “What if we take batteries out of all of the remotes before we leave”
Barack:” Joe we can’t-”
Joe: “Or we could cut all the cords” pic.twitter.com/SHrCkr8ZPs
— MistyKnightsTwistOut (@Steph_I_Will) November 11, 2016
We have elected the equivalent of a spam email to the highest office
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) November 11, 2016
“kanye and crying” is my “netflix and chill”
— Gabby Bess (@seemstween) November 4, 2016
One day I woke up and just felt like running. That day was Nov 9th. pic.twitter.com/kfVNdRZJBT
— beth loves cake, so (@bourgeoisalien) November 11, 2016
I’m already getting ready to side-eye all the celebrities who skip their asses into the Trump White House for parties and photo ops.
— KB (@KaraRBrown) November 11, 2016
We get it America, you’re still racist
— Pugnado (@LuvPug) November 9, 2016
Y’all are so convinced your jokes are funny enough to skewer a man whose policies will kill millions. No joke is. Fight in sincerity, too.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) November 11, 2016