Ooh Boy, Let Me Take You To The Mall

Remember those carefree Sunday dates at the mall, with young love in the air and 15 of your closest friends also sitting nearby texting silently? Who could forget!! The Pep Boys are at it again, with this funky jazzy ode to the deep awkwardness of a mall date.

Here’s To The Ho In The Mirror

Sometimes you gotta take a look at the ho in the mirror and say ‘damn, I look good in this dress’. Other times you take a peek and have to be like ‘girl get it together’. Our hero Cynthia LuCiette and her hilarious buddies Talithia Lewis and Precious Hall wrote this anthem to realizing that you’re exhausted and it’s time to settle on one eggplant emoji for a minute.

Make America Fun Again!

Dontcha just love a catchy political jingle?! The wildly talented Jackie Koppell hit us with an honest song about Trump’s campaign, with all the fun stuff he’s been hinting at but not actually saying outright. But with this election down to the wire, looks like it’s about time to get real!

Don’t Miss This Sensual Ode To Pop-Tarts

Somebody give Karla Solarte a Nobel Prize because she is a certifiable genius. She’s the brilliant loon behind Rosa G, and now she’s created a dance-pop ode to everybody’s favorite breakfast candy, Pop-Tarts. Our favorite songwriter and our favorite source of diabetes, together at last. Praise!

Hello From The Daaark Siiiiiide!

It’s the Adele/Star Wars mashup we didn’t know we needed. From the visionary minds of Infinititty comes this heartfelt ode to Wookie hunting and to all those stormtroopers who died on the Death Star. Never thought we’d get the feels for the Empire, yanno?

I Like You Better On Facebook (Music Video)

It’s the song for a generation – I Like You Better On Facebook is truly an anthem for anyone who’s been let down IRL. Once again, we’re blaming everything on social media. RIP the days when we all weren’t oversaturated and overexposed!

SIDENOTE: Can we talk about those purple unitards? HEAVEN.