Melania’s Modeling School For Modern Women

Coal mines are for boys. What are women to do in this modern economic renaissance? Luckily, we have Melania to inspire us. Melania knows what modern women want, nay need, to get ahead in this economy – it’s modeling skills! This genuinely hilarious sketch from all-lady team Femmebot PhD has us absolutely rolling.

Melania Trump Drag Queens Are Coming

This is going to change Drag Queen Bingo night forever. If Cecily Strong is right, there are going to be a lot of vaguely Eastern European ditzy queens tearing up the town in a couple months. Kween Cecily went on Late Night to talk about her gay upbringing, how she gets her checks on SNL, and of course Melania.

Melania Is A True Humanitarian

Michelle worked tirelessly on fixing childhood obesity. Melania has… jewelry. Yes, the role of the first lady is an important one, and we got the exclusive scoop on Melania’s new humanitarian project – reasonably priced bling. Seems credible because, like, what else is she doing in that gold tower??