Women In Commercials Are Bonkers

3 serious lawyers. The case of a lifetime. International human rights in the balance. The smooth dreaminess of triple churned milk chocolate. Wait hold up what?

The brilliant weirdos behind sketch team Massive Dad have nailed the strangeness of women in commercials. Ads would have you all believe we’re either horny animals rubbing coffee cups against our boobs, or adorable neutered child-women prancing around shitting rainbows and probiotics. Or some even more horrifying combo of the two. Y’all, sometimes a chocolate bar is just a chocolate bar.

Weekly Roundup Of The Funniest Tweets

ER MER GERD – IT’S FRIDAY.

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You made it through another week, so treat yourself to this list of the funniest tweets from this week!

Aren’t we all?!

Very true.

Choking on a donut>better than most things.

Toilet’s aren’t as dirty as we think, right?

Give it a few more years.

YAAAAAS! 

He was truly a legend.

That’s literally the name of every one of his characters, right? Just “Mission Impossible.” Mish Imposs for short. 

You aren’t alone.

Where all the cuties at?!

Happy Holidaze.

And Monday and Tuesday and Friday…

*snaps*

Honestly, still pretty terrifying.

Otherwise she has no worth!

The truest statement. Brows=everything.

YEP. We are perfect, flawless creatures.

Reasons to pick up and flee: spiders, spiders, and spiders.

Let’s all just get crushes on ourselves, yeah?

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