Just Say No (To Being A Bridesmaid)

Awwww, your bestie is getting married and she wants you to take the journey of matrimony with her as a bridesmaid! So cute. We just have one piece of advice for you – GIRL RUN. Bridesmaiding blows, and Sarah Smallwood Parsons and the geniuses of Above Average are out to prove it.

Dang, Even The Vending Machines Are Body Shaming

Hey, when does ‘mom bod’ become a thing? Because it’s starting to feel like men are always going to be allowed to look a little schlubby and have a tummy, and women are always going to have to be in perfect shape. And that’s some bulllllllshiiiiiiit. So if this nightmare scenario from genius filmmaker Stephanie Stender comes true, well, we’re gonna be very ready to whip out our axes.

2016 Gave Us Some Truly Terrible Presents

Did you get good presents this year?!? Oh, it was mostly jewelry for 13 year olds and dusty lotions? Sorry bb. But trust, no terrible presents can compare to the ones that 2016 gave us. From dead celebs to broken dreams for our democracy, this year was a real grinch with the gifts. The ladies of Ginblo take down this dreadful 12 months in their new sketch, and they’re so funny that they make it all seem a little more bearable somehow. Thanks, Laura and Jamie ?

Happy ‘Airlines F*cking You Over’ Season!

You ever wonder if maybe holiday travel is so heinous because the people in charge of the airlines are in to some weird S&M type shit? Like they love making us suffer? In this genius fake commercial from Funny or Die, one of the funniest comedians in the game tells us what’s really behind those gnarly lines and rude as hell delays.