Tight 5: It’s Britney’s Instagram, B*tch

We’re celebrating President’s Day Weekend the only way we know how, by talking about our new favorite things in the comedy world! Alex Lynn Ward walks us through the newest and best comedy from women this week, including a brony-licious web series, a hilarious therapy sketch, a kickass all-lady improv team, and the Instagram account of one Britney Jean Spears.

TV: https://www.amazon.com/Mozart-Jungle-Season-1/dp/B00I3MNGCG
Improv: https://www.facebook.com/bigsheila/
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLQ5uLTBODQ
Web Series: https://www.facebook.com/2-Girls-1-Show-409142776196203/
Podcast: http://britneysinstagram.libsyn.com/

Just Treat Nazis Like You Treat Women!

Gosh do we love Jena Friedman. And this stand-up set from Conan is honestly wall-to-wall incredible jokes. Whether she’s covering scary businessmen, groping, how men can cope with all this Time’s Up madness, or of course Nazis, Jena kills it. She may be half man, but she still manages to be allllll fire.

Tweets You Can Be Thankful For

It’s the weekend. Next week is a short week. And also, wine still exists.

All in all, there’s a lot to be grateful for. And the hilarious women who wrote these tweets are very high on that list. Truly blessed.

Overheard in dressing room
Girl 1: that dress is CUTE on you
Girl 2: well, yes. but is it cute enough to destroy his whole life?

— emery lord (@emerylord) November 12, 2017

[thanksgiving dinner 2017]
them: everyone go around the table and say what they’re thankful for
me: are you fucking kidding me right now

— beth angryoctopus ? (@bourgeoisalien) November 14, 2017

Call me old-fashioned, but I want a man who will protect me like I’m the reputation of a guy he’s never met

— Kate Willett (@katewillett) November 11, 2017

All my niece had to do was write a sentence. She had one job ??‍♀️? pic.twitter.com/h9AfxteDyd

— Kenya B (@kenyabri) November 15, 2017

This cat looks like it’s being interviewed by the NYT about Trump’s broken promise to bring bodega cat jobs to its town. pic.twitter.com/oXKqIe4C7K

— Brandi Knows That’s Tombili, A Famous Turkish Cat (@ItsTheBrandi) November 13, 2017

*explaining sex*
well sweetie sometimes when two people are vaguely attracted to each other and want to feel bad about themselves —

— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) November 15, 2017

hot dating tip: don’t.

— Mary Ellen Murray (@maryellenmurr) November 12, 2017

Me. pic.twitter.com/G51incNU07

— Emily V Gordon (@emilyvgordon) November 14, 2017

Thank God we don’t have a female president. She’d be so emotionally volatile and obsessed with her appearance!

— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) November 12, 2017

no they literally don’t pic.twitter.com/B3EzU1xK71

— infinity crush ? (@yrinfinitycrush) November 11, 2017

when you @ me pic.twitter.com/z43OudlBlI

— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) November 12, 2017

imagine a rom com so perfect they never end up together and just stay enemies with sexual tension until they both die

— Carina Hsieh (@carinahsieh) November 14, 2017

LA’s hottest new spot should be a women-only cocktail bar with cork walls where we can group scream about how garbage everything is.

— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) November 11, 2017

Me. pic.twitter.com/G51incNU07

— Emily V Gordon (@emilyvgordon) November 14, 2017

Whenever you’re feeling unloved, think back to that time at the petting zoo when one of the goats made prolonged, meaningful eye contact with you.

— War on Xmas Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) November 14, 2017

Women are just coming forward for all the free death threats.

— Pumpkin Rice! (@genevieverice) November 10, 2017

A Spooky Tight 5 for October

Need something other than stale candy corn and Friday the 13th movies to get you through the week until Halloween? We got you covered. This week on Tight 5, our girl Alex Lynn Ward is here to tell you about your new favorite grandma movie, a webseries that’ll have you shaking in your boots, a comedian on Twitter who’s so funny it’s scary, a crafty new series starring our favorite angel Amy Sedaris, and a podcast that’ll tear your favorite things to shreds.