Happy Holidays! Here’s Some Expensive Crap!

There’s nothing like opening a thoughtful holiday gift! But there’s also nothing quite like opening a gift that makes you realize that your husband or boyfriend knows literally nothing about you. Enter those stupid expensive charm bracelets from the mall. This SNL sketch really captures that moment when you realize he spent eighty bucks on a tiny metal lipstick tube on a chain.

Melania Trump Drag Queens Are Coming

This is going to change Drag Queen Bingo night forever. If Cecily Strong is right, there are going to be a lot of vaguely Eastern European ditzy queens tearing up the town in a couple months. Kween Cecily went on Late Night to talk about her gay upbringing, how she gets her checks on SNL, and of course Melania.