Weekly Roundup Of The Very Funniest Tweets

Yiiiiiiikes this week has been insane. Seems like everyone’s busy getting their rights taken away or getting peed on. In times like this, to whom can we turn for a lil 140 character inspiration? Um, funny women of course!

Enjoy these hilarious tweets from some of our fave internet geniuses.


















Weekly Roundup Of The Very Funniest Tweets

Halloween is over. The World Series is past. This miserable 15 year election season is almost done. WTF are we all going to argue about on Twitter after next week?!?!

Eh, we’ll think of something. Anyhoo enjoy the madness while it lasts! And salute the funny broads who keep us laughing through it all.



Hello we would like one country music now please?


Thank you, Vine, for this and many other gifts.


DAMN that’s a good turn of phrase.


They’re so cute it honestly makes us barf with joy. That dad sweater!


Wow never thought poetry could be this relatable.


This is definitely No Ordinary Bullshit.


Somebody ironically cross-stitch this perfect quote plz.


This is porn.


Sounds like a mix of our childhoods dying and idk like Czech?


K this is the ultimate version of this meme. It can now retire happily.


Anne is a supportive friend, everyone take note.


Never feel bad for breaking up with a therapist if they clearly don’t understand or respect you.


Yeah this news doesn’t mean men are weak, it just means women are TOUGH AS SHIT AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN.


This isn’t even funny this is goddamn tragic.


Racists gonna racist!


Do this. We will pay you to do this. Please do it and tell us how it goes.


– every single man’s Tinder bio.





Birth Control Bachelorette Is Not So Sexy

Ever wish you could spend a little time risk-free with every form of birth control, just to see which one is right? Well this dead-on sketch imagines what might happen if the Bachelorette was about choosing prophylactics instead of just dude-bros. And it’s funny as hell.

P.S. The last 20 seconds of this are so hilar and so real we almost fell over, you have to watch til the end.

Why Is Buying Plan B So Damn Hard??

America has it pretty good with funny women. In fact we have a whole website chock full of hilarious ladies who are mostly from the US right here. But there’s an amazing all-woman sketch show in New Zealand that’s creating some of the saltiest comedy in the world, and we can’t get enough of them. One of our fave sketches from Funny Girls is all about our favorite topic, birth control! Yeah this is pretty much how it goes every time we hit up the CVS.