Vanessa Bayer Was An Adorable Teen

So it turns out a college aged Vanessa Bayer (which is still a teen, whatever) sent an email to Stephen Colbert that never got answered. And it sounds like she was basically a female college-aged Jacob The Bar Mitzvah Boy. Seriously, how adorable must baby Bayer have been??

Also shoutout to Bloomers! They may not do pirate themed shows anymore, but they’re still killing the game.