It’s Purim! Let’s Talk About Suffering.

Yes, the Jewish Halloween is nigh, and everyone’s getting geared up to put on costumes and get schicker. But if there’s one thing that every Jewish holiday incorporates, it’s forcing you to remember all the times our people suffered! So grab a couple  hamentaschen and a shot, and dance along to this MAGNIFICENT number from Crazy-Ex Girlfriend featuring Tovah Feldshuh and Patti Lu-freakin-Pone.

You Gotta Stand By Your Hand

Finally, a country song we can really get behind. The visionary weirdos of sketch team Uncle Garbage have written a ballad about the truest kind of love – the love between a woman and her hand. It made us cry with laughter. You really need to watch the whole thing all the way to the end.

*Also this is so unbelievably NSFW, but only because we live in a cruel cold world where you’re not supposed to talk about rubbing one out in the workplace.

Catchiest Song of the Summer: “Faces In Unlikely Places”

Have you ever looked at an electrical outlet and thought to yourself, “DAMN that looks like a face.” You aren’t alone! Funny lady Ellyse O’Halloran has made our new favorite song, “Faces In Unlikely Places.” Good luck getting this out of your head for the rest of the day (not like you’d ever want to).