In this episode of Ask A Girl, Elizabeth Banks gets down to business. Bathroom business, that is. In answer to the question ‘why do women always go to the bathroom in packs’, Banks spills all our secrets. We’d be mad at her for revealing that we all go to gossip and share togetherness time, but she’s just so dang funny that we can’t get irked.
If we wear too much makeup, we look like clowns. If we wear too little, we look ‘tired’. WHAT THE EFF DO YOU WANT FROM US, MEN????
Elizabeth Banks takes a rude-question-asking fool to TOWN in this episode of Ask A Girl. Never say that. Never. Dude, never.
This Ask A Girl question made us a lil sad. Ayto asked Elizabeth how to get on better terms with his friend’s wife, and she was straight up real with him. Male friendship is a beautiful thing, but it can’t compare to the bond between two people who are boinking.
Instead of being like ‘ew periods are gross’, everyone should see them for what they really are. Namely: PROOF OF OUR WITCHY POWERS. They sync up with the moon, they sync up with our nearest and dearest, and they literally have the power to create life. That’s tight as hell.
In this episode of Ask A Girl, Elizabeth Banks – head of our coven of comedy witches – sets a man straight about women cycling together. Do we get scared? Nah Matt. We get HYPE.
Everybody tells you communication is so important in relationships. But what about those of us who communicate through 45 different ways of saying the word ‘fine’???
As usual, Banks has us covered. And in this ep of Ask A Girl, she lets a dude know what women really mean when we say ‘I’m fine, nothing’s wrong’.
Dudes act like the G-spot is the damn fountain of youth. Like they need to hike four weeks and bushwhack through dense jungles to find it. Maybe the simpler solution would be to JUST ASK YOUR PARTNER??
Thank goodness Kween Elizabeth is here to explain how it works through some truly hilarious finger mime. Srlsy, high schoolers should be learning sex-ed from Banks.