Poor Unfortunate Souls

Bartenders are like octopuses. They lure sad and lonely souls into their caves full of alcohol, and then drain all their money. We’re not actually sure if that’s what octopuses do honestly, we’re basing that purely on Ursula from the Little Mermaid. But this sultry music video from sketch group WHOA MAN! is a perfect example of what would happen if a lady was also an octopus who was also a witch who also bartended.