PLEASE Touch Yourself!

Let’s be real, we do one night stands for adventure and the good story, we never really do them because we plan on cumming on them… that takes a miracle. If we really want to finish we have the club goer leave, light a candle, and actually have a good time! Five finger discount isn’t just for stealing stuff, unless it’s the orgasm you were supposed to have with a man. Jesse Roth’s new music video proves that movies and TV got straight sex all wrong, the hardest a woman screams out of enjoyment is by herself. Never send a man to do a woman’s job.