We all fall asleep with the same intention, “Hey, tomorrow I’m going to get up early and workout”. Then you drift off to a delicate, peaceful sleep until you hear the jarring sound of an alarm going off at 6am! Is it always this bright this early? Why do my eyes sting? Why am I crying? Why does 6am FEEL SO AWFUL! It is as if people who get up at 6am to workout are gods amongst us. In this new sketch, Mary Sasson reveals a theory that there are different kinds of people: people who get up early to workout, and people who don’t. But the question begs, can people change?