They’re here they’re here!! The funniest tweets of the week are here!
Let’s groove on in to the weekend with these funky fresh jokemasters.
But can you really call yourself a writer if you’ve never scattered the pages of your rival’s manuscript over the side of the Queen Mary?
— Sandra Newman (@sannewman) April 23, 2017
Nah you can’t.
Great the cinnamon is more confident than I am pic.twitter.com/5eXAZEXcmj
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) April 26, 2017
CLASSIC CINNAMON ugh so full of herself.
a lot of people are saying there’s a new show abt a scarily relevant dystopia for women but i’ve already seen Seventh Heaven so NO THANKS
— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) April 26, 2017
Seriously wtf was wrong with Reverend Camden that dude suuuuuuucked.
@TheGladStork I texted a passive aggressive photo of my daughter’s nightlight to her at school today. pic.twitter.com/Di1OWcQJUG
— The Dusty Parachute (@dusty_parachute) April 22, 2017
Damn, moms are hard af.
LIFEHACK: be born very wealthy
— Ziwe (@ziwe) April 27, 2017
Pack it up everybody, this is the best tweet of the year.
Why can we put SOUP in a bread BOWL but NOTHING on a bread PLATE? Good point, pizza. Arguably sandwiches. Sure pancakes, but
— Mave (@MavenofHonor) April 26, 2017
Pasta maybe even ok but that’s IT.
maybe she’s barn with it
maybe it’s neighbelline pic.twitter.com/8cmIjkEW5L
— no (@tbhjuststop) April 26, 2017
WE ARE SOBBING how can something so beautiful exist.
Been blasting 90’s hip hop/R&B since I got to hotel. People walking by either think someone done me wrong or someone trying to do me right.
— Cristela Alonzo (@cristela9) April 27, 2017
Like two sexy sides of the same coin.
United CEO: I wish United was the most famous airline in the world pic.twitter.com/cM7f3STqRe
— Jaya Saxena (@jayasax) April 26, 2017
Now this is a Twilight Zone episode we would watch.
I overuse data just to stay in touch w my dad pic.twitter.com/c7LLRdtya6
— Paige Weldon (@paigeweldon) April 24, 2017
Humorous reminder to call your parents, everybody!
Okay, 80s kids, this is our moment. All we have to do is defeat The Nothing, stick the shard back in the crystal & blow up the Death Star.
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) April 24, 2017
We GOT this, gang!!
I’m so quirky. I’m always losing bobby pins and my sunglasses and my keys and my will to live on this planet.
— Tragic Ally (@TragicAllyHere) April 26, 2017
Hah ok nah maybe we don’t got this.
When ur crush posts a pic of a hot chick pic.twitter.com/hvfHCqiP92
— Megan Kelly Dunn (@megankcomedy) April 26, 2017
Yes doctor, she has a thousand Instagram followers and everything.
It’s probably bad karma to keep calling karma a bitch.
— Giulia Rozzi (@GiuliaRozzi) April 27, 2017
Karma is a… complex women with strong opinions.
