Dolly Parton is like if someone mixed your grandma with a little baby renaissance angel and wrapped that glorious creature up in glamorous gold lamé. She’s also funny as hell.
Mama Dolly just went on Fallon to announce that she’s doing a Christmas special and will be playing the town trollop. While we wait for that Christmas gift, we’ll enjoy the gift of hearing Dolly Parton say the word ‘ho’. Also these magnificent Dolly quotes, illustrated with magnificent Dolly gifs. Dolly is the gift that keeps on giving!
“I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde.”
“My weaknesses have always been food and men – in that order.”
“You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!”
