Whether you’re snowed under or sweating out the drought, we know you need some tasty tweets to make it through the weekend. In fact, you deserve great tweets every week. Why? Because you’re great.
Also v chill that the answer is usually ‘yes’!
Except that now we’re all witches so at least there’s that.
“Idk like be more evil somehow??” – Shkreli to his empty house
God damn so true. And also comment on how on-topic the piano songs are.
Finally, a show for the fellas!
Nah girl you’re good.
Yeah, tweets like ‘you’re garbage’ and ‘no one respects you’ and that one tweet of his face looking extra stupid. Be a shame if everyone reading this right now tweeted those things.
It’s a matter of principle!
*Time is the boy.
We’d watch the hell out of that with a glass of rosé.
WHO WAS THIS GENIUS WHAT WAS HER NAME???
10/10 for this perfect tweet.
And just like the Avengers, we gotta build better armor and recruit some cool sassy teens to the cause.