There’s three types of women in this world: survivors, sexers, and screamers. Hahahahha jkjkjk, there are as many types of women as there are actual women! Maybe more! But horror movies would have you believe that all women are either nasty sex-havers, brave virgins, or useless girlfriends who flail and shriek at the first sign of danger. It’s dumb as hell. On the bright this problematic trio is great comedy fodder, as proven by this sketch from writer Crystal Franceschini, director Warren Jones, and producer Jazzy Byner.
