Is it just us, or was Monday like 400 days ago? This week was exhauuuusting.
But before you go into a weekend coma, end your week right with these extremely funny and smart tweets from some of our favorite women on the internet.
“but you said your 5 mins away”
First of all I didn’t say where I’m 5 mins away from
— ki’. (@gvldenkirstyy) October 15, 2017
i identify as a woman because it’s easier to understand but please know that my true gender is exhaustion
— J. Jennifer Espinoza (@sadqueer4life) October 17, 2017
Now she’s falling asleep, and I’m calling a crab. pic.twitter.com/NN0pQavvzP
— Justine Stafford (@JustineStafford) October 20, 2017
there were some hot sounding people on npr today but i know better than to google em
— sarah stoecker (@sarahstoeckerhi) October 19, 2017
If I could go back & talk to me as a child I’d tell myself to really take it all in, because you’re gonna have to reference the 90s forever
— Alison Agosti (@AlisonAgosti) October 20, 2017
WOMEN: there’s a real problem with sexual power dynamics in the Hollywood system
REPORTER: hold on, let’s hear what Woody Allen has to say— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) October 15, 2017
While on speaker ? my mom asked when I was going to give her some grandkids and it really hurt my cats feelings. Why can’t she accept him? pic.twitter.com/gSnZV2016J
— Gabby Sidibe (@GabbySidibe) October 16, 2017
*to the tune of Let’s Dance by David Bowie*
?sweat pants?
— Allie Goertz (@AllieGoertz) October 15, 2017
Hey Young Girls, if someone tells you they liked your hair longer, tell them you liked their mouth more shut.
— Paula Pell (@perlapell) October 18, 2017
what she says: I’m fine
what she means: when buses on the same route meet going opposite directions they should high 5 with giant foam hands— Scarin Gloria Ryan? (@morninggloria) October 18, 2017
“I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING!” I scream defensively as I accidentally open a portal to the Vale of Shadows, releasing unimaginable horrors.
— mad died (@whatmaddness) October 18, 2017
“You’re 18, your parents can’t tell you what to do anymore”
first of all, I’m not white
— r a m a n ? ? (@Ramankaur925) October 15, 2017
Know how a phone rings & you wonder if it’s ur phone or from the movie you’re watching? Just happened to me. I’m watching Pride & Prejudice.
— Hend Amry (@LibyaLiberty) October 18, 2017
Men send me very long debate emails sharing their thoughts and feelings. I delete 97% of these.
— roxane gay (@rgay) October 15, 2017
Damn boy are you an invite to an improv show?
Cause you can’t make me come.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) October 15, 2017
I need to take a mental health decade.
— Caitlin Durante (@caitlindurante) October 17, 2017
I will be in Hawaii in two weeks. I will be pretending that it’s not America. My president will be a ukulele led version of bodak yellow.
— quinta b. (@quintabrunson) October 18, 2017
WOMEN: there’s a real problem with sexual power dynamics in the Hollywood system
REPORTER: hold on, let’s hear what Woody Allen has to say— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) October 15, 2017
