Weekly Roundup Of The Funniest F*cking Tweets

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Happy Friday KWEENS. What better way than to embrace the weekend than with your weekly dose of the funniest f*cking tweets? Leggo!

*Blush-y face emoji*

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING WE HAVE EVER SEEN.

Again, REPEAT: This is the greatest thing we have ever seen.

Amen.

Does every time we eat a salad count?

YAAAS!

That was Beyoncé’s first draft, obviously.

Accurate to most of us.

YEP. And also wondering, “Who takes these candid, flattering pictures of you as if you don’t know, but somehow post to your own instagram?!”

Linguine > lingerie. Always.

Ahhhh, the age-old issue of sexually avoiding anyone who looks like a relative.

RT this ALL DAY.

It’s fine – we’re fine, really. It’s fine.

Seriously. 

This would be a dream.

Too real.

Cheese good. Me love cheese. Cheese forever.

Preach, girl.

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