The World Is Ending, Let’s Make Out

You have one day left if you’re trying to lock down a Valentine’s date. And while you may think you’ve tried every pick up line in the book (‘did it hurt when god kicked you out of heaven because you’re hot as hell’ and so forth), Eliza Skinner has thought of one you definitely haven’t used before. When you spot a cutie in the bar tonight, why not whisper ‘the apocalypse is nigh, let’s smash’. It’s a guaranteed win.