We made it! 2016 is basically over!
With just 24 hours left of this insane year, can we suggest letting these tweets carry you away on a gentle tidal wave of laughter. Mmmmm, comedy feels good, huh?
Well, at bare minimum at least 2016 definitively answered, “What would it be like to be left behind during The Rapture?”
— beth can’t with this (@bourgeoisalien) November 30, 2016
Trying to celebrate New Years while quietly knowing what 2016 did to you and those you love… pic.twitter.com/8DbMW2aADi
— Grace Helbig (@gracehelbig) December 30, 2016
We have nothing to fear except paying the wrong person on Venmo
— Connieshin (@thatconnieshin) December 24, 2016
WHY DOES THE TINIEST SHIT GET ME EMOTIONAL LIKE someone could say “it’s the last friday of 2016!” and i’ll be like
well. ur fucking right. pic.twitter.com/OKvXBftRY6— jite (@YOURERAClST) December 30, 2016
Burn calories by throwing the nutritional label straight into a fire.
— Raspberry Jam (@Jenny4ashley) December 28, 2016
why does everyone who’s describing beer sound like they want to fuck it
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) December 28, 2016
Please…my son. He’s very sick pic.twitter.com/U009PoP6hh
— mary (@mweeedman) December 29, 2016
Me: Siri, when will I find true love?
Siri: You will find true love when the world ends lol
Me: Oooo any day now! I better brush my hair.
— Jedi Cheesy Grits (@JediGigi) December 29, 2016
Carrie Fisher went out the way most women would want to: after telling the world she fucked Harrison Ford in his prime.
— Alison in Wonderland (@mitzy247) December 27, 2016
wen u r haunted by ur past pic.twitter.com/FPV23nkP1K
— Paige Weldon (@paigeweldon) December 29, 2016
Me: Siri, when will I find true love?
Siri: You will find true love when the world ends lol
Me: Oooo any day now! I better brush my hair.
— Jedi Cheesy Grits (@JediGigi) December 29, 2016
Guess what. 2016 = 2+0+1+6= 9
9/9 = 1.
1 Direction broke up in 2016.
The eerie similarities don’t end there…— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) December 29, 2016
Cher gets it pic.twitter.com/9Gf6bIzQy0
— Heben Nigatu (@heavenrants) December 27, 2016
You’re ready to leave a party, your partner isn’t.
Probably what it feels like to be very old and want to die and God’s like “not yet.”
— Darla (@ddsmidt) December 30, 2016
My New Year’s resolution is to have more ‘me’ time by getting drunk in the bathtub once a week.
— Valerie (@TheSchWinslow) December 29, 2016
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