Now seems like the right time for this meme, huh?
Long ass months aside, at least we still have some good good tweets to get us through. Read, laugh, then go about your weekend business.
CAMPING
Me: I hate this. The bears freak me out.
Him: Babe don’t be silly.
[later]
Bear, textin from right outside my tent at 3am: u up?
— spacebeast incognito (@iamspacegirl) February 20, 2017
I wish the American Birding Association had praised me for microwaving a rotisserie chicken :((( pic.twitter.com/9HkMu4gKJT
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) February 21, 2017
My sister told her friend she’s getting an IUD and he asked what that was. I love her so much. pic.twitter.com/vRjjdeL4hb
— Not My President (@missmayn) February 23, 2017
[at podium]
Remember the trick people suggested.
[imagines audience imagining me in my underwear]
“YEEAH, you like what you see don’t you?”— Alexa (@TheWoodenslurpy) February 21, 2017
I got trapped in a dress with a faulty zipper earlier and I am shocked at how genuinely scary it was for a second. Probably just projecting.
— Emily V Gordon (@emilyvgordon) February 23, 2017
tfw someone catches you dancing to last year’s feelgood hit of the summer pic.twitter.com/bAfGfNEkjb
— rachelle mandik (@rachelle_mandik) February 20, 2017
Observing President’s day has made me realize…the quality of Presidential wigs has really gone down.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) February 21, 2017
*me dying*
am i bothering you
— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) February 23, 2017
Logging onto Twitter pic.twitter.com/qoEiUwjqyJ
— Bailey (@the_author_) February 20, 2017
The 10 queerest girl names in no particular order, implied spelling variations:
Sam
Claire
Jess
Ali
Liz
Jen
Shannon
Lauren
Carly
Sky— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) February 22, 2017
excuse me but are you aware of Lennu, the Finnish president’s dog pic.twitter.com/sBVSOiExw6
— Kelly Weill (@KELLYWEILL) February 22, 2017
If this corniness keeps up I’m gonna be a Republican by age 30 pic.twitter.com/2a4CaKbTNh
— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) February 22, 2017
The moment Beyoncé’s doctor realized they weren’t bout to let her do Coachella. pic.twitter.com/S21sVoHiP7
— sad and boujee. (@sabrinadunn) February 23, 2017
Here’s me when some dummies wanna push in the bathroom door & patrol LGBT bodies pic.twitter.com/blPTJ62TAn
— Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) February 23, 2017
