When you’re watching a film noir, see, things always seem one way, see? You’re like who’s that handsome devil with the hat, see? What’s he up to, see? But then there’s the dame, see? She’s so shocking and beautiful, see? We have to complete the mission of looking for the devilish handsome man, but we can’t take our eyes off the dame, see?
Want to know how this wraps up, see? Check out this hysterical film-noir sketch made by Not Spicey Enough, see?