Forbidden Snuggles Are The Best Snuggles

You know you’ve gone full cat lady when you’re stocking up on organic treats for a cat that isn’t even your cat.  Marla Black embraces her inner cat-napper in this sketch about the forbidden love between a lady and a very soft little meowmers prince.

Paige Wesley Doesn’t Borrow Boobs

This standup set is straight fire all the way through, but we had a hard time concentrating after ‘baby pool of garlic bread’. Damn. Yum.

Gosh bless Paige Wesley for taking aim at rude retail customers, our bs fat-phobic society, and dudes who can’t text back.