Tweets You Can Be Thankful For

It’s the weekend. Next week is a short week. And also, wine still exists.

All in all, there’s a lot to be grateful for. And the hilarious women who wrote these tweets are very high on that list. Truly blessed.


















This Week’s Funniest Tweets

Some week, huh? But in between the calling your senators about gun control and birth control and figuring out which movie review websites are run by sexual predators, you should take a little time to read good jokes from funny women. It’s the best self care we know of, tbh.

Oh yeah, and then take some time for wine too. Wine gets it.


















The Funniest Tweets Of The Whole Entire Week

Monday was approximately 1.8 billion years ago. We are about to hit this weekend HARD with our girls, tbh.

Get in the mood for some wild weekend relaxation with our hilarious tweet round-up from this wacko week.


















If The Internet Was Nice For A Day

The internet is mean af. All you have to do is type a symptom into WebMD or write the words ‘I am a woman’ on Twitter and you’ll see the dark side of the information age. But what if we lived in a wacky alternative universe where people were nice to each other on the internet and you didn’t constantly think you were dying? That would be… really nice.

Weekly Roundup Of The Funniest Tweets



But first! The finest, freshest, saltiest tweets of the whole wide week.


This is the only good dating advice anyone’s ever written.


This is so fucking tight please invite us to your wedding.


‘You’ll understand when you have kids’, she said over Captain Picard’s sonorous yells.


Or just put this on our gravestones.


Even the fact checkers couldn’t deny this one!


Some storybook fairytale romance type shit.


Go listen to A Seat At The Table and then tell us you don’t believe that some wombs are just magic.


Dating < candy.


This quiz made us sad ?

Omg did she just explain America?



This is ABSOLUTELY worth 33 cents on the dollar.




Committed to shiny hair and strong nails! (haha who needs a boyfriend)


But have I learned a lot of valuable – oh nooooo.


Let’s all strive to be more like pork bun lady please.


This is the only time ‘MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED’ is allowed.


Pro tip: always check the day of the month before you take a sex dream seriously.


Clinton is Knope, Knope is Clinton, they’re both gonna be president.