Weekly Roundup of the Funniest Fucking Tweets

Elizabeth Banks Whohaha-Praise Queen

Do you know what day it is today?!


If you’re like us, you’re salivating at the thought of the weekend like it’s a tri-tip steak, or tofu if you’re vegan. To welcome in the beautiful/glorious/wonderful weekend, here are the funniest fucking tweets from this week.


We completely relate to this.

The fine work of an evil genius.

Feelin’ like Beyoncé.

So real.

Cheers to the freakin’ weekend.

Us every time. 

RIGHT? Seriously, let’s see a listicle of this.

Nothing feels better than canceling plans. NOTHING.

We really did believe our souls loved chicken soup.


You know, just typical Hollywood talk.

Ghost life=stressful.

Guys are always eating trees….can they not?

This is like the 2016 version of what Mufasa would say to Simba.

This sounds like the plot of a beautiful love story.

Eminem wishes you a very happy Friday!

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