The Very Funniest Tweets Of The Week

The week is done and Saturday is nigh. Cheers, y’all!

Let’s toast to freedom with these bubbly little glasses of comedy, shall we?

 

Is this the greatest invention of the 21st century? Probly.

 

SAVAGE

 

‘Oh god, THAT’s what their kid looks like??’

 

This is so hot it’s NSFW, honestly.

 

This is the tale for every awkward woman who’s ever tried to pee in public…

 

Damn, never thought about it like that ?

 

Us, us, us, us af.

 

Can’t believe it took our species til 2016 to figure this out, damn.

 

Don’t we all want to be a selfish 1950’s husband, deep down?

 

We’re never gonna stop laughing at this tweet.

 

Oh look, the whole year in one tweet!

 

Oh also I’d love to talk to you about how you can make extra money from home with Amway!

 

Show this tweet to every white man in your life. Do it for us. Kthanks.

 

Dang, Megan’s mom is on fire.

 

What comes next, ordering a drink with lunch without worrying about how it will impact your budget?!?!

 

Kween Chrissy, ladies and gentlemen.

 

Wow, looks like mansplainers are at least consistent!

 

So much better than the original version.

 

U good Merriam? Need to talk?

 

It’s just like the old saying – ‘the more she snaps, the sooner they snap’.

 

WHAT THE WHAT why has no one ever considered this before?!?!?

 

Legalize amphibian love!

The Week’s Funniest Tweets

Hi, just here to remind you that you’re great and funny women are great and weekends are great. Ok let’s get to the tweets, huh??

 

ACCURATE

 

Wowee, why didn’t we think of that! That’ll do the trick! Everyone get mad about safety pins!

 

So true, did this with an ex-bf and now definitely over him.

 

Prrrrrreach!

 

Also do not trust men who prove they are terrible.

 

Marvel please make a movie about this pug because she is a true hero.

 

YA BURNT.

 

This kid is metal as hell.

 

This is a thing?? THIS IS A THING?!?!?!?

 

Honestly we’re already stocking up on weird red wimples before they get expensive.

 


Take a look. This is true bravery.

 

IF YOU CARE ABOUT AMERICA YOU WILL ALL DO THIS TO YOUR EXES AND SEND US SCREENSHOTS.

 

And that’s the kindest thing we can say about that racist garbage monster.

 

Damn, Donald.

 

Feels like democracy was our boyfriend and he just left us for a plastic sex doll.

 

Yeah no but everybody weep for that guy, that’s a good idea.

 

#1 meme, all other memes go home.

 

All dogs are good dogs. Not all dogs can keep their tongues in their mouths.

 

Who knew Fortune was this savage and/or a journalist at one point.

 

If Bette Midler started the revolution we’d be on the barricades for sure.

 

How good of a jacket was it tho?

 

Remember when he passed the Patriot Act and took away our right to privacy? *Siiiiigh*

 

Amen! Oh shit wait-

 

Thought love was dead. Jeremy just defibrillated it.

 

HONESTLY THIS IS A GOOD IDEA BARACK PLEASE TRY THIS.