It’s Swell To Be A Woman In 2016!

The shade this song is throwing is so powerful, we’ll never need sunblock again. This Bye Bye Birdie inspired music video is about how neat it is to lose all the rights we’ve been fighting for since 1920. Gee whiz, can’t wait to pop out lots of babies to nourish the patriarchy!!!!!1!!

But srsly, we’re so so so impressed with this hilarious number from singer/actor Missy Modell, writer Siobhan Thompson, and director Nic Stanich. And even better, they created it to raise funds for Planned Parenthood. So watch and donate and then go have some protected extramarital sex to piss off Mike Pence!

Cheers To The SNL Premiere!

Saturday Night Live Season 42 starts this coming Saturday, and frankly we are JUICED. Also it’s Wednesday, which means Friday is only a day away, which has us PUMPED. Also also sweater weather is almost here, and that has us STOKED AS HELL.

As of right now, the broads on the cast are: Vanessa Bayer, Aidy Bryant, Leslie jones, Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, Sasheer Zamata, and newbie Melissa Villaseñor.

Toast to all those wonderful people with our forever bae Kate McKinnon, and upcoming show host with the most Margot Robbie. Life is beautiful!