Never Try To One-Up A Porn Star

When you find out that your boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend is a wildly popular porn actress, you have a few choices. You can dump him in fear that you’ll never be as hot as her. You can meditate and transcend jealousy and get over it. Or you can do what Krystyna Hutchinson did, and try to one-up Stoya. This HIGHLY NSFW story will make you grateful that your ex’s ex is kind of lame.

Oh and check out Krystyna’s podcast Guys We Fucked because it is more raunchy hilariousness.