If The Internet Was Nice For A Day

The internet is mean af. All you have to do is type a symptom into WebMD or write the words ‘I am a woman’ on Twitter and you’ll see the dark side of the information age. But what if we lived in a wacky alternative universe where people were nice to each other on the internet and you didn’t constantly think you were dying? That would be… really nice.

An Honest Call With Your Bank

We all tell white lies on the phone with customer service. ‘Yes, I did try unplugging and re-plugging it’. ‘I’m very busy and important so I don’t have time to wait around on hold’. But did you ever consider that the constant lying goes both ways? This sketch from Ally Beardsley/College Humor proves that if we were all actually honest with our banks, the world would probably fall apart.

‘Girl At A Bar’ Is The Feminist Sketch We All Deserve

Here’s a note for the fellas: you’re not entitled to pussy just because you wear a pussy hat. This SNL digital short is giving us SO MUCH LIFE by calling out that particular type of male feminist that thinks they can say the feminist rhetoric and then treat women like objects. Hey bros? NOT CHILL.

How To Answer The Rude Holiday Questions

Doesn’t matter how well your career is going, or how happy your relationship is, or how many babies you squeezed out ya body. When you see family for whatever holiday you celebrate, someone is going to ask an inappropriate question that smacks you right in the feelings. Luckily, Megan Mackay is here to give you some pre-written responses for each rude-ass remark that your old-ass aunt is sure to make. Your holidays are about to get 10x funnier.

Even Tina Can Bomb, Y’all

Sometimes it seems like Tina Fey emerged fully formed from a frothy seashell, bearing comedy and joy for the whole world. But actually she used to be just like the rest of us schlubs, occasionally humiliating herself in front of a room full of strangers. Crazy but true! So here’s the story of queen Tina’s worst audition.

Quiz: Which Of These Bummed Out Political Rally Goers Are You?

We combed through hundreds (millions!) of pictures of political rallies to find the most bummed, stressed, devastated, bored attendees. Then we wrote up this quiz to help you learn which one best represents you. Will you be Sad Stein Glasses Guy? Or Heartbroken Cruz Mom? Only the quiz can tell…