OH DIP IT’S THE WEEKEND!!!!

There were moments of this week that it felt like we’d never make it. But here we are, on Friday afternoon, almost to party o’clock. We all deserve a treat, is what we’re tryna say here. And what better treat than the very best tweets from funny women!

I’ve been in a locker room. Know what we talked about in there? Swimming. We talked about swimming.

— Alana Massey (@AlanaMassey) October 7, 2016

when u realize u can’t afford ur life style . when ur gonna keep goin anyway pic.twitter.com/QU9UomzE6g

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) October 10, 2016

boys: let’s sneak into the girl’s locker room!

girls: let’s burn down the boys locker room

— Bez (@Bez) October 11, 2016

I could stop eating these fries right now and not feel too sick to move. Or!

— shelby fero (@shelbyfero) October 10, 2016

I get the sense that donald trump has a word-of-the-day calendar that contains only synonyms for “good” and “big.” #tremendous #huge

— annie mebane (@anniemebane) October 14, 2016

This week has been hard, so maybe try breathing in time to this gif I found of Drake sleeping in a warm stack of pancakes. pic.twitter.com/xuSsmmSwsO

— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) October 14, 2016

listen. i’m not saying trump’s not a moron. but it works pic.twitter.com/5lFd8xgGNA

— cassandra (@cassbwell) October 10, 2016

Religious conservatives who are voting Trump are gonna be so pissed when they find out God’s a woman.

— Chloe Angyal (@ChloeAngyal) October 14, 2016

Person – “How did you find him not guilty? There were witnesses and a video of the assault.”
Juror – “Yes, but they were in a locker room.”

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) October 10, 2016

how do i nominate this headline for the mark twain humor award pic.twitter.com/2hnTr47ZDv

— Ali V. (@alivingiano) October 6, 2016

Our leaders answering a question kids answer in the principal’s office after shooting rubber bands at each other pic.twitter.com/zsKzGtsp5a

— Jillian Gutowitz (@jillboard) October 10, 2016

How To Feed 4 Kids On A Budget

don’t

— Li’l Edie Pentland (@JennyPentland) October 10, 2016

rules in my club pic.twitter.com/q5T332omv5

— Zoë Klar (@zoeklar) October 14, 2016

I started crying in the dining hall because I was laughing so hard after remembering Scooby Doo’s real name is “Scoobert Doobert”. pic.twitter.com/5Lo5btgj3B

— Jazlin (@glizziemcguire) October 12, 2016