We All Suck, Let’s Just Admit It

“I don’t suck at everything, but I suck at plenty.”

This video speaks to me. I, like Hayley Hoover, suck at plenty of things. Waking up without hitting the snooze button 13 times every morning, not eating multiple handfuls of candy I’ve pledged to avoid like the plague, and squeezing the toothpaste tube neatly from the ends up are just some of the things I personally am awful at.

However, I take comfort in the fact that I am not alone in sucking. Others before me have been equally as terrible at other things, and far more people after me will be as well. It doesn’t take away the 5 pounds I gained eating gummy bears by the handful last week, but it’s something.

Super Right Wing Lip Gloss Palate: A Review

Hey ladies. If you’re tired of trying to keep all of the Republican presidential hopefuls straight and need another way to occupy your copious free time, how about buying some makeup? Remember, a woman is only as good as her looks!

While “Stand Your Ground” is a nice deep red that goes beautifully with the American flag, I much prefer “one man, one woman”. It goes with everything!