It’s Pumpkin Spice Season, Y’all

It’s past Labor Day, and you know what that means. No more white jeans! Lololol just kidding, everyone knows this means it’s the return of pumpkin spice season. Sure it’s still hot as hell in most of the continental United States. But that’s not gonna stop us from getting our hands on that sweet spicy nectar of the gods. These gals get it.

When Even Your Boobs Are Pumpkin Spice

First, pumpkin spice was cool. Then it was basic. Then it was everywhere. But this year, pumpkin spice has become something more than just a flavor. It’s become a lifestyle. It’s become… titties.

From writer and weirdo Katie Molinaro, we present this ode to pumpkin boobs and the folks that love them. It’s catchy and silly as hell. Also, it’s Breast Cancer Awareness month, so go get your gourds checked!